How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
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