Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
Randomize
