My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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