No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
I use my feet as sexual weapons
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
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