i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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