your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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