We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
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