guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
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