O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
