I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
Randomize
