Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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