i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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