No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
This is the high leading the old right now
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
Randomize
