I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
You pole danced in your parka.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
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