I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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