They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
I miss vodka workout Fridays
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
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