meet me in the bathroom in 10 mins.
wait what? who are you hooking up with in the bathroom?!
aww shit wrong text.
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
Randomize
