Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
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