ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
birth control should be required to get into college
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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