I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
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