8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
Randomize
