What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
Randomize
