I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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