my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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