She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I tried sex in a car once. It was like trying to do yoga in a drainage pipe with your arms and legs tied while using a typewriter with your penis.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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