Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
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