Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
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YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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