am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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