She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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