haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
I just cut my nipple shaving
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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