she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
I did not marry a roomba.
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