the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
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