Heybabeimwearingurpanties
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
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