Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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