We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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