So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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