If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
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