Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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