I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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