Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
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