i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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