Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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