try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
So many bounce houses so little time
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
Randomize
