hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
There's even glitter on my cock...
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