yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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