Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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