i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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