Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
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