if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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