Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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