I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
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