She said her name was "party"
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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