And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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