at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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