So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
and she was petting her beer can
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
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