That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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