p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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