Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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